7/8/31

Crabs

I almost died this morning.

Okay, that’s a bit dramatic, but I almost had a heart attack.

I woke up to Ash hanging over me.

Staring at me through his little crab eyes.

Little compound cameras on stalks.

Felt like my heart was going to pop out of my chest.

And I may have screamed like a 3 year old.

Ash says he was just trying to say ‘hi’.

Told him he can say ‘hi’ from across the room like a normal person.

Not an inch from my face.

Who does that?